Nice discover and quite funny also

1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1sec is enough to fall in love.

But why the hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam…???

A boy’s eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd…
:
But
…:
A boy’s heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.

“COLLEGE and SCHOOL are the nicknames of HEAVEN”

Hmmm…..
that's why it is said that
“COUPLES are made in HEAVEN".

My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler and said:
At the end of this ruler is an Idiot I still don’t get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, which end Sir?

Professor: What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Student: jimbalakadi bamba.
Professor: Sorry, I don’t understand what you said?
Student: Same here sir!

Father to son: why don’t you just go and study?
Son: What for?
Father: You’ll get good marks…
Son: Then?
Father: You’ll get a good job.
……Son: Then?
Father: You’ll have a big house, a new car.
Son: So what after that?
Father: After that you’ll relax.
Son: So what do you think I'm doing right now???

Announcement in University:

“The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them”

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

“The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes”

Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It’s 6AM,
You close your eyes for 5 mins…
…& it’s 7:45

But in office,
It’s 9:30am
You close your eyes for 5 mins…
and it’s still 9:31

Sorry for not being 100% original with this post! :D

Heartbeat

In linistea incaperii ,doar bataile inimii demonstreaza ca sunt inca in viata...Si cum sa nu-mi bata inima ,cand fiecare privire a ta e ca o resuscitare , fiecare "Buna!" devine echivalent cu "l-am apucat de D-zeu de picior"?Cum!?!....O conversatie cu tine e ,fara doar si poate,o injectie cu adrenalina ,deci cu alte cuvinte tu imi dai viata...

De nenumarate ori ma intreb daca "umila" mea existenta are vreun efect asupra ta...nu cred ca vei marturisi asta nici daca ar fi adevarat ,ca doar barbatii au orgoliul lor,propria lor stima de sine,doar femeia spune si ce ar trebui sa se subinteleaga, pentru ca in dictionarul ei cuvantul "orgoliu" a fost scos din uz ...dar...

Ma tot gandesc daca toata asteptarea asta are un rost...Poate candva,nu prea tarziu, o sa-mi primesc rasplata mult dorita,dar pana atunci sa zic : "To be continued"??

Unde-i iubirea ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZOQVbNjUVM

Comparatiile cele mai apropiate de realitatea vietii de zi cu zi se fac prin lucruri marunte , simple , necuvantatoare si totusi pline de expresivitate, si nu cu citate din operele marilor scriitori!

Eu imi compar inima cu un MAR .Da , un mar ...Ca cel pe care il culegi din pomul aflat in gradina bunicilor sau pe care il cumperi din piata .Un mar , simbolul sanatatii!

Astfel , inainte de "love at first side" ,inima mea era proaspata si intreaga ca :

apoi a devenit o parte din gramada :

Dar , cum asta nu era de ajuns , am incercat sa:

Esec total!Ca urmare:

As fi preferat totusi sa:

Dar ,intre timp tu deja luasei hotaratea sa :

Iar acum sunt sigura ca nici daca devine de "firma" :

Nu are aceeasi valoare ca atunci cand , de la bun inceput , am fi format o asemenea pereche:

acum voi continua sa visez la aceea posibilitate,dar intre timp ma voi simti :

pana cand te voi face sa spui :

Asta ma va face sa devin :

si,in sfarsit dupa atatea eforturi , vom trai fericiti pana la adanci batraneti:

SFARSIT(ul iluziei optice)!!! :*

Lyrics of my heart

Ceva care sa ne redea exact sentimentele , emotiile , asteptarile nu o sa existe niciodata...Dar stim toti ca acolo undeva , pe youtube sau oriunde , exista o melodie ale carei versuri par scrise dupa povestea vietii noastre...Asa imi aud eu povestea: 

"I hear your heart cry for love,but you won't let me make it right, You were hurt, but I decide it that you were worth the fight, Every night, you lock up,you won't let me come inside, But the look in your eyes,I can turn the tide. In your heart, in your heart, in your heart, I can tell you can fit one more, In your heart, in your heart, in your heart, I don't care who was there before. I hear your heart cry for love,then you act like there's no room, Room for me, or anyone,"Don't disturb" is all I see, Close the door, turn the key on everything that we could be, If loneliness would move out,I'd fill the vacancy."

Nu se opreste aici povestea inimii si a iubirii mele neimpartasite ,asa ca
XOXO

Stea sau abis?...

Intr-o lume in care ne cladim singuri soarta, suntem judecati excesiv de persoane care nici nu ne cunoasc , dar nici nu au incercat vreodata sa experimenteze aceasta arta,cea a cunoasterii...Desi iubim , nu intotdeauna suntem iubiti...Chiar daca vrem sa ne pastram neutralitatea in fata razboaielor de zi cu zi , sfarsim fiind categorisiti de partea uneia dintre tabere...Este ceva stiut DINTOTDEAUNA ca oricat am incerca nu putem multumi pe deplin nici macar o singura persoana din sfera afectiunii noastre...

Asadar , eu caut raspuns la intrebarea : " De ce ne nastem , de ce traim in nerecunostiinta?"

Dar stiu , sunt multi cu acelasi dubiu...deci sa inteleg ca , drept vorbind , la randul nostru ii tratam pe cei din jur cu indiferenta , numai si numai din INTERES?

Hmmm, si cand crezi ca ai gasit in sfarsit steaua care sa-ti arate calea si care sa-ti stea alaturi ,descoperi ca nu-ti e menita tie sau nu vrea sa fie....