Nice discover and quite funny also

1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1sec is enough to fall in love.

But why the hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam…???

A boy’s eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd…
:
But
…:
A boy’s heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.

“COLLEGE and SCHOOL are the nicknames of HEAVEN”

Hmmm…..
that's why it is said that
“COUPLES are made in HEAVEN".

My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler and said:
At the end of this ruler is an Idiot I still don’t get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, which end Sir?

Professor: What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Student: jimbalakadi bamba.
Professor: Sorry, I don’t understand what you said?
Student: Same here sir!

Father to son: why don’t you just go and study?
Son: What for?
Father: You’ll get good marks…
Son: Then?
Father: You’ll get a good job.
……Son: Then?
Father: You’ll have a big house, a new car.
Son: So what after that?
Father: After that you’ll relax.
Son: So what do you think I'm doing right now???

Announcement in University:

“The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them”

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

“The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes”

Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It’s 6AM,
You close your eyes for 5 mins…
…& it’s 7:45

But in office,
It’s 9:30am
You close your eyes for 5 mins…
and it’s still 9:31

Sorry for not being 100% original with this post! :D